NOTICE TO BULK E-MAILERS
Pursuant to US Code, Title 47, Chapter 5, Subchapter II, p.227, any and all unsolicited commercial E-mail sent to this address is subject to a download and archival fee in the amount of $500 US. Anyone who sends unsolicited commercial e-mail to this account will be charged a $500 proofreading fee. Consider this official notification.
Failure to abide by this will result in legal action.